1. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
George Robitaille, the TTC worker made famous by his accidental catnap on the job, was apparently something of a hero to the department in 1994.
According to the Toronto Sun, way way back in ‘94 Robitaille was a Wheel-Trans driver, and saved a man who had fallen inside his house and was slowly hemorrhaging in his lungs.
In addition to this seriously Awesome story, all of Robitaille’s fellow works say he’s a really nice guy.
Man, talk about feeling guilty for laughing. Why couldn’t he just be a douche?
2. New theories are out trying to explain the mysterious disappearance of bees in North America over the last couple of years.
If anyone saw that The Nature of Things episode about it, you’d bee just as scared as I am — according to the Toronto Star, bees, thanks to pollination, are responsible for one in every three bites of food that we eat here in Canada.
New research indicates that the mystery can bee attributed not to M. Night Shyamaramalama, or terrorism, or evil radio waves, but rather to a tiny crab-like mite no bigger than a pen dot.
Raise your hand if you think that’s Even More Terrifying.
Bees started disappearing in large numbers two years ago, but luckily since most things freeze here in Canada, bee populations were still sticking around and available to bee researched.
Newer theories now include: Terrorism using tiny mites to kill our food supply. Or, Aliens.
Bee Prepared.
3. A bus driver in Nova Scotia who took his wheels for a wash in the Tracadie River Saturday apparently has a history of automotive swimming.
Acadian Lines, the company that owns the bus, revealed that this is the second time in a year that the same driver has gone off course to more aqueous terrain.
The driver, Kenneth Mitchell, is in hospital recovering from his injuries, which are not life-threatening.
Maybe his “skills” would be better served at a different company?
4. From the Abilities No One Wants department, it turns out that men can use their sense of smell to find a woman who is ready for baby-making.
A new Florida State University study, which had undergraduate men smelling t-shirts worn by women who were ovulating and women who weren’t, found that the shirts coated with Eau d’Ova increased the testosterone levels in males, and were rated the most pleasant smelling.
Fantastic.
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